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Big Wimpy Gringo Dies When His Oversized Head Hits the Floor of Doctor’s Office

Posted on March 8, 2017March 8, 2017 by Marshall Cobb

I knew I couldn’t throw-up as Thing #1 was justifiably freaked out enough on his own without me adding vomit to the equation. That said I couldn’t wrap my arms around the idea that things that were very much supposed to be hidden on the inside of his body were staring out at me.

Ferry-go-Round

Posted on March 25, 2016March 25, 2016 by Marshall Cobb

What you probably can’t reconcile is the bigger questions: 1) why did anyone make this movie, and 2) what kind of person would enjoy watching it? These were the questions posed to me by our 10-year-old as everyone in the crowded, heaving ferry that connected the island of Ometepe with mainland Nicaragua was forced to view this offering on the television strapped into the wall, directly above the bathrooms.